Friday, May 29, 2009

THIS IS JUST WRONG

LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR:

I DO NOT CONDONE THIS TYPE OF HUMOR!!



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Thursday, May 28, 2009

THURSDAY'S PICTURES

My niece is becoming a real professional photographer.
Even Annie Leibowitz has published her works.





I urge you to go to your local Barnes and Nobles and pick up a copy for yourself.


Here's an excerpt of the most awesomest pictures from the book:


















Now let's check in with our own Astrology Wizard for today's Iconic Birthday....




And the Wizard says...



Uh...well, once again the Wizard says it's DONUTS birthday. He really should think about having a salad.
So we'll have to do the work ourselves....


Today's Iconic Birthday:
Kylie Minogue!



Um, I know we try to keep our offices clean here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation) but something about this pic.....
and I don't even

really

like

Kylie's music


but....

uh...




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Saturday, May 23, 2009

WELL WELL WELL

Where Have I been?

I'll tell you.....

Playing THIS the whole time:




This gold miner game has me hooked. It's a drug.
But it took me a while to figure out why it's affected me so hard.

THEN I realized.
It reminded me of the Gilligan's Island show where Mr. Howell has a dream that he's a gold prospector!



And as you know, I LOVE Gilligan's Island.





I even have Gilligan's autograph as well as those of The Professor and Mary Ann (commonly known as "the rest")

And I have absolutely no problem in admitting that I am a Mary Ann guy as opposed to Ginger.




Can you really blame me?

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

RARE ELVIS INTERVIEW

THIS JUST DISCOVERED IN THE GRACELAND VAULTS!!
PROOF THAT ELVIS LOVES DONUTS, INC. (yes, we're a corporation) WAS ELVIS' FAVORITE SITE!





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COWS! YOU CAN FINALLY SPEAK YOUR PEACE!

It's true! For years cows have been searching for a venue to speak their views and share with the world.....




WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!

Because your local Albertson's now speaks beef!










COWS! Now you don't have to pretend any longer!










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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

HUMP DAY

Welcome to Hump Day!
We've got a lot to cover so let's get started......

The other day while I was at the local coffee shop enjoying my mocha and fighting off girls,



(it could happen)......anyway.....


I was observing this kid eating a pastry and noticed that he had food all over his face.




Well naturally, this got me thinking HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
He was definitely old enough to know where his mouth was and his motor skills seemed to be intact.....so what gives?


Let's look at this from a mathematical perspective.


Taking all elements into consideration including pastry items, food remnants and facial proximities, we can conclude the following equation:






It seems nearly impossible to formulate a logical explanation for the constant absence of the food to mouth ratio.
Perhaps the following chart explaining the trajectory ratios between the facial placement with each individual food item will help clear the matter:





Once this has been established, we can easily draw up another multi-layered graph to further delve into the matter:



That seems to state clearly how the matter can easily be resolved.



So I guess the bottom line would be that KIDS ARE MESSY.




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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

UNMONDAY

Well I originally had a most brilliant observation to share with you involving mathematical equations, pastries and all around slobbery, but I have a meeting this morning so it'll have to be postponed.

SO....THIS will have to suffice:





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Monday, May 11, 2009

TO SUMMARIZE

I will now attempt to chronologically summarize the entire weekend (Fri. - Sun.) in pictures.
































Questions?


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Sunday, May 10, 2009

SUNDAY

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOMS!








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Friday, May 8, 2009

THE DAILY ELVIS

Introducing an entirely new dimension to Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation)



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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

TODAY'S THEME



















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HUMP DAY!

And speaking of HUMP DAY, it's Sigmund Freud's birthday!

So to celebrate (and enable my utter laziness), HERE: