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Is today Wednesday? I've lost track.And for some reason, this video came to mind....Wait a sec......what was that pic towards the end of the video?I never knew Willem Defoe was in The Rolling Stones!You think THAT'S odd?Check this out:Now that makes for an odd Wednesday.And if it weren't for Mr. Defoe and Mr. Fester, I'd have nothing to post today.Let's end the day with some high fashion sense

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LADIES AND GENTLEMENTHE TREMBLING FISH

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Welcome Back JoaquinAlthough I did enjoy the old you

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After Friday's gig, we had to fire Eric.And hire my girlfriend.

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The BoDeans - You dont get much

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QUESTIONS?

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If anyone still reads this blog......

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Who IS this guy?Still wondering?Here:Yup. Michael Anthony Hall.Weird, huh?Lesson over.

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Take a look:Penguin jackasses? What does that mean? Penguins are jerks?Damn penguins. I hate 'em..

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This blog has really gone to pot lately, huh?Our apologies. There have been some major technical difficulties in our offices as of late.We are diligently working to solve them and appreciate your patience. Wow. That sounded pretty professional, huh?

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We've got a lot to cover today, so let's get started!THIS WEEK'S BIRTHDAY: JOE WALSHCan someone please explain Joe's wardrobe? It looks like he just got out of bed wearing his pajamas and threw a hard hat on to avoid falling debris.If anyone has an explanation, I'm sure our reader audience would appreciate it.And while you're at it, explain this:Maybe it's better left unsaid.Joe's also known

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Still can't figure out why I didn't get an A....

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I'm going to Ireland. Be back in a few.

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What is with all the new tv shows where the characters look into the camera?Parks and RecreationThe OfficeCommunity

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This is from the web page of my congressman, Jim McDermott.Why is there a picture of vegetables on his site?And Mr. McDermott looks a lot like someone........Let's just reconstruct this thing to be more realistic.Ah! PERFECT!.

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While we are going through countless repairs here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc (yes we're a corporation), take a look at the following query:This is from the Yahoo! weather page. What exactly does that picture mean?I think it may be bear prints.Or perhaps the picture means it's raining pine cones?Why don't you pine (pun intended) it over and let us know what you think..

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A star was born on August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana. Singer, songwriter, dancer, actor Michael Joe Jackson started on the road to stardom while at Garnett Elementary School in Gary. Michael performed for his class by singing Climb Every Mountain. Within just a few years, he took his act to the stage joining his brothers as The Jackson Five. They were entertaining at Mr. Lucky’s, also in

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I am begging you to please bear with us while we reconstruct our offices and prepare for our official relaunch.And if you have a problem with it, talk to my bodyguard.

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Can you name the person seen here at a Dodger's baseball game in 2008?Need a hint?.

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I only have time for a couple quick notes....the a/c in our offices is on the fritz and it feels like 110 degrees in here.FIRST OFF:I came across this little item in the Cheap Trick store.....Seriously. Cheap Trick Tennis Balls? Really? Is there a huge demand coming from Cheap Trick loving tennis players?I love Cheap Trick and even was given a guitar pick from Mr. Rick Nielsen himself but this

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What left is there to do in this scorching heat but smile.....

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I received the following email today:Confirmation Ticket Number:BE20-13-32-84You have won 1,200,000.00.USD in the Freelotto Email Sweepstakes ProgramCorporation, held on the 20th of July 2009; in Brussels Belgium. Pleasecontact Mr. Washinton Bon, Tel: 0032489-057685 or 01132489-057-685 for your claim and forward the below winning information along with your Telephone number to himReply to this

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In a shameless act of publicity, I decided to add some random celebrities to help attract more readers during their searches.And to make it a bit more interesting, let's see what the degree of Kevin Bacon is to each of these stars.BRITNEY SPEARSBritney was inPaulie Shore Is Dead withSean Penn who was inMystic River withKEVIN BACONBACON DEGREE: 2MICHAEL RAPAPORTMichael was inLive Free Or Die

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I think it's time for all Americans to unite and bring our states together.We should start first with the least populated, North and South Dakota.So, THIS:Should be THIS:Next up, The Carolinas:Will become:And finally, the Virginias:Will become:I think this is an excellent start to peace and harmony in the United States.Oh, one more thing. We'll be taking what is currently known as New Mexico and

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So, obviously I've had very little to share the last several days.Today is no exception. So, as an alternative, I share my dream from last night:I dreamed I dressed as Bruno and pranced around acting like him.Then, after intermission, I met a girl who had bubble gum colored lipstick on and we made out.Thankfully, this was NOT the girl in said dream.Well there you have it.Oh, and to the girl at

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How many have seen the following Seinfeld episode:Where the girl wears the same dress every time Jerry sees her?Well.....I'M LIVING THIS!!See, I've been to the coffee shop several times in the last couple weeks and have seen an attractive girl there each time. BUT she always has the same dress on!!The style is similar to this:So obviously, it's not something that would blend in and be lost in a

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I had this whole idea for an awesome post today.Then I saw this gratuitous picture of Megan Fox:Well....needless to say, I have no idea about anything that happened after that..

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I'd like to be a hairdresser. Or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers..

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TWITTER BURN!!!Maybe it's just me, but every time I hear the word "twitter", I think of:I guess it could be worse...Well then...let's close with a shout out birthday to Mr. Munster himself, Fred Gwynn!And his most famous line:"what is a yoot?"

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Mr. Brian DennehyHere's some little known trivia about the movie "First Blood":It was David Curuso's first movie roleThe character of John Rambo loved a good Dairy Queen Dilly Bar in the afternoonAnd most surprising, Rambo didn't use a gun. He just wanted to ROCK the town!But Mr. Donuts, you may ask, what does this have to do with anything?Well little Jimmy, I'll tell you.It's Brian Dennehy's

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HOLD ONIs that guitar player the guy from Queer Eye For the Straight Guy?Well that's odd.ANYWAY........My favorite line:This image looks vaguely familiar.....And of course, like any cool guy, the chicks dug him.Was the title of that clip "A Wasted Life".........?Wait a sec....is that guitar player....Jeff Goldblum?Now that's really odd. And completely off the subject..

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It's Time To Rock The Cash Bar.

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Well, after waiting all day for the new modem to come via UPSYeah, I was confused, too. Especially after the driver offered me a scooby snack. Whatever that is.Anyway, we're up and running again.Somewhere over the week, I was going to utilize the following photos:It had something to do with David Lee Roth and God but I can't remember the connection.MOVING ONWe all know there have been a lot of

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TODAY'S TRIVIA:Well...I promise this all had a point but my internet is down and I am currently pirating some unknown's connection....This should all be taken care of in the next day or so....or it could take 4.3 months.But until then.....

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We're currently undergoing technical difficulties here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation)Or we could just be lazing in the sun......

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I like Quincy Jones' quote:"He was the consummate entertainer and his contributions and legacy will be felt upon the world forever. I’ve lost my little brother today, and part of my soul has gone with him.”.

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Men are total babies!I cannot be held responsible for any mental damage this image has caused.In case you are a glutton for punishment, you can check out the whole siteby clicking:HERE

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I've seen a million facesAND I'VE RAWKED THEM ALL!!Of course I couldn't have done it without my own personal groupie....my muse

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There must be a movie or television show being filmed here because this morning at the local coffee shop I saw not one, not two, BUT THREE celebrity sightings!The guy from My Name is EarlThat fashion lady who was in those Old Navy ads years agoAnd that guy from the movie Office Space who came up with that game "Jump To Conclusions"There they were just hanging out together drinking coffee and

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Tinted Windows "Kind of a Girl"Messing With My HeadYOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH BUN E. CARLOS!.

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Fred and Tootie ofDEAD MOONClaim to fame:I bought a used cymbal and mike stand from their music store in Oregon......

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Sorry but this is the only thing that makes sense to me right now......

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TODAY'S CELEBRITY SIGHTINGI happened to make a rare coffee shop appearance today and who did I see sitting right across from me?RUTGER HAUER!You may know him from such films as....WHOA WHOA WHOA!!What happened?Obviously we're experiencing technical difficulties....Please stand by. Parallel port driver ="param2">%%1058 Parallel port driver ="param2">%%1058 Parallel port driver ="param2">%%

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Sometimes God likes to shake things up.....

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Since first publishing Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation), we never imagined the overwhelming number of readers and support we have received.That being said, today we grieve the loss of one of our most loyal readers. While perusing through the local paper, I came across the following article....The accompanying photo shows the victim right after the unfortunate accident. Be

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THIS JUST IN:PHIL SPECTOR IS BALDNOW ON EBAY: HIS WIG!.

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MANDI NOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS BLOG!!Also, please run with arms flailing when you see a big swirly thing..

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I came across this important warning while surfing the ol' www.....so you KNOW it's true. BREAD IS DANGEROUSBread facts:More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than

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How hot is it in Seattle right now?So hot, both Nico and Edie were begging to have their bellies shaved.Oh....and here's Ashley:.

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Let's celebrate Dana Carvey's birthday!And since it's Tuesday, let's listen.

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LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR:I DO NOT CONDONE THIS TYPE OF HUMOR!!.

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My niece is becoming a real professional photographer.Even Annie Leibowitz has published her works.I urge you to go to your local Barnes and Nobles and pick up a copy for yourself.Here's an excerpt of the most awesomest pictures from the book:Now let's check in with our own Astrology Wizard for today's Iconic Birthday....And the Wizard says...Uh...well, once again the Wizard says it's DONUTS

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Where Have I been?I'll tell you.....Playing THIS the whole time:This gold miner game has me hooked. It's a drug.But it took me a while to figure out why it's affected me so hard.THEN I realized.It reminded me of the Gilligan's Island show where Mr. Howell has a dream that he's a gold prospector!And as you know, I LOVE Gilligan's Island. I even have Gilligan's autograph as well as those of The

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THIS JUST DISCOVERED IN THE GRACELAND VAULTS!!PROOF THAT ELVIS LOVES DONUTS, INC. (yes, we're a corporation) WAS ELVIS' FAVORITE SITE!.

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It's true! For years cows have been searching for a venue to speak their views and share with the world.....WELL LOOK NO FURTHER!Because your local Albertson's now speaks beef!COWS! Now you don't have to pretend any longer!.

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Welcome to Hump Day!We've got a lot to cover so let's get started......The other day while I was at the local coffee shop enjoying my mocha and fighting off girls,(it could happen)......anyway.....I was observing this kid eating a pastry and noticed that he had food all over his face.Well naturally, this got me thinking HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?He was definitely old enough to know where his mouth was

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Well I originally had a most brilliant observation to share with you involving mathematical equations, pastries and all around slobbery, but I have a meeting this morning so it'll have to be postponed.SO....THIS will have to suffice:.

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I will now attempt to chronologically summarize the entire weekend (Fri. - Sun.) in pictures.Questions?.

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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOMS!.

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Introducing an entirely new dimension to Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation).

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And speaking of HUMP DAY, it's Sigmund Freud's birthday!So to celebrate (and enable my utter laziness), HERE:

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The only rap cd I own.......

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IT'S NOT THE PIGS FAULT!DON'T BLAME THEM!Well....maybe quit kissing them for a while.REMEMBER:PIGS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!.

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So, the creator of Family Guy is actually Peter Brady?Weird.I really have nothing to say and haven't been feeling well lately.I've started oinking and a weird little curly tail is forming on my backside........Weird.Here's some pics of a hair art competition I was lucky enough to attend:And coincidentally (or not), today's Iconic birthday is a Brady!And whatever became of George Glass?.

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Then this lady is sucking out that guy's soul!!.

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"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." — Dr. Seuss

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Here is a sampling of some of the things I came across today during my travels.....

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OK...I ran across this today and had to share. I think it is of vital importance for us to clothe all squirrels with underpants.Please help this worthy cause and click:UNDERPANTS!.

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Well, we here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation) are now bankrupt.We have been ordered by the IRS to start placing advertisements to help pay our back taxes.So if you would kindly just click on any ads you see in this blog, it would help us immensely.And perhaps THIS will give you incentive:You think it's a coincidence that tax day falls on the anniversary of the Titanic

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Well folks, it seems that my wife (whom I absolutely adore and love more than anything) has participated in a sort of Ponzi scheme and evaded our company tax payments for the last several years.Today the I.R.S. boarded up our building and took Mrs. Donuts to the local jail.Had I known Mrs. Donuts would look so hot in prison, I would have blackmailed her years ago.Anyway, I now realize there were

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As many of you loyal readers know, I am an avid word puzzle aficionado.Well, I was playing TextTwist yesterday and was pleasantly surprised when I got the qualifying word!I think this is a true sign that we are now world renown.And in case there was still any doubt, check out this little online game of checkers I came across on a Norwegian site....Wait.....what's tomorrow? Is that tax day? Uh

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ATTENTIONIf anyone out there comes across the following kind of bubble gum:CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY!!Now on to today's business......Today's Iconic birthday:JOHN MADDEN!And not coincidentally, Mr. Madden's eyebrows celebrated their birthday 2 months ago!Unfortunately, they were burned during the ceremonious candle blowing tradition.Fortunately, there were other eyebrows out there of equal

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Change BlindnessWhat's truly amazing is just how often your brain isn't paying attention. Scientists decided to take the idea to a ridiculous extreme. They ran experiments where they'd have a guy manning the counter at an office serving students, while another guy was hidden below the counter. A student would walk up and request a form, and the guy would say sure and duck down behind the counter

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TODAY'S BLOG IS CLOSED DUE TO UNFORESEEN SUNSHINE

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I recently went to the store to pick up a few essentials.It wasn't until I got home that I noticed the labels on some of the items....Fresh Pack? Why would they have that on the label? Does that mean there's a jar of pickles out there that's NOT fresh?Sure enough, I notice another jar....I guess there's a market out there for gross, stale pickles.Weird.Then I noticed another purchase...."

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