AND THE WINNER IS.....

What are you doing reading this?

If you live in the U.S., you should either be out voting or watching election results....



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THE DAY BEFORE

Are you ready for what's about to happen?

Does anyone remember this eternal candidate?



We need someone green




Supreme executive power derides from a mandate from the masses




Or perhaps hott?




Leader of the free world: Boop?




Whatever happens, I'll sleep better knowing I voted for the right candidate!

DID YOU SET YOUR CLOCK BACK YET?

I saw this commercial today....



Can someone explain the correlation between weird robot animation and the stock market?
Does Mr. Schwab think I'm gonna rush out and open an account because I saw some freaky cartoon like guy opening a bottle of wine?

Does anyone remember this 80's phenom?



Eerily similar, eh?
Personally, I'd rather buy a Pepsi from some freaky animated guy more than I'd buy some stocks.

THE DAY AFTER!

How was your Halloween?
Mine was so busy, this is all I have to offer today: