WELCOME

To Friday.....

In case you were debating going to Vegas and getting hitched this weekend, please take this into account.

On June 27, 1964, Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman married.



38 days later, they divorced. Probably for the best. Can you imagine what their kids would look like?



Yeah...probably like that.

Also on this day in 1975, Sonny Bono and Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPiere divorced.



Do you realize how difficult it is to find a picture of Cher where she's not pumped full of collagen?

So let that be a lesson to you.

Today's Iconic birthday is quite the fluke!
Mildred J. Hill
She wrote the tune to "Happy Birthday to You"!



Wait. She looks really familiar.......weird.
I need to get that image out of my head.....



Much better.

THIS JUST IN:



MATH LESSON:





Wait....what the....?? Well, the calculator doesn't lie!

This is way too much work for a Friday! Let's tone it down a notch....

Top 5 confusing Beatles lyrics:

5. Number 9, number 9, number 9 (Revolution #9)

4. Jai guru deva om (Across the Universe)

3. Plasticine porters with looking glass ties (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds)

2. Goo goo ga joob (I am the Walrus)

And the #1 confusing Beatles lyric:

1. Cheese and Onions (Yellow Submarine Sandwich)



Nothing like a nice cheese and onion sandwich! Mmmmm.....

One last note before we go.

Hearts will never be practical
until they are made unbreakable.



Take that with you. And if you are caught by enemy forces, destroy all evidence.



And don't forget the Jojos.



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