BACK TO WORK MONDAY

HUH?

Who IS this guy?





Still wondering?


Here:



Yup. Michael Anthony Hall.

Weird, huh?

Lesson over.

THOSE PENGUINS

Take a look:




Penguin jackasses? What does that mean? Penguins are jerks?




Damn penguins. I hate 'em.

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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

This blog has really gone to pot lately, huh?
Our apologies. There have been some major technical difficulties in our offices as of late.
We are diligently working to solve them and appreciate your patience. Wow. That sounded pretty professional, huh?

PARDON THIS TURKEY

WELCOME TO THURSDAY

We've got a lot to cover today, so let's get started!

THIS WEEK'S BIRTHDAY: JOE WALSH



Can someone please explain Joe's wardrobe? It looks like he just got out of bed wearing his pajamas and threw a hard hat on to avoid falling debris.



If anyone has an explanation, I'm sure our reader audience would appreciate it.

And while you're at it, explain this:



Maybe it's better left unsaid.


Joe's also known for his oddly named albums....


But Seriously Folks...





The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get





Got Any Gum?




And, my favorite:


You Bought It, You Name It



Makes me want to buy it just so I could name it!


And I must say, well done on the daughter, Mr. Walsh!




And in a weird twist of fate, People Magazine JUST named their Sexiest Man Alive for 2008.....



And I couldn't agree more!

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MATH TEST RESULTS

Still can't figure out why I didn't get an A....

BOO

LAND OF EIRE

BRILLIANT!

LAND OF THE SHAMROCK

I'm going to Ireland. Be back in a few.

AHHH CHOO!!

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THE NEW TREND

What is with all the new tv shows where the characters look into the camera?

Parks and Recreation




The Office





Community

OUR NEW VENTURE

I GAVE UP THE TITLES TO POSTS LONG AGO

This is from the web page of my congressman, Jim McDermott.



Why is there a picture of vegetables on his site?
And Mr. McDermott looks a lot like someone........


Let's just reconstruct this thing to be more realistic.





Ah! PERFECT!

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LOTS OF REPAIRS

While we are going through countless repairs here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc (yes we're a corporation), take a look at the following query:




This is from the Yahoo! weather page. What exactly does that picture mean?
I think it may be bear prints.




Or perhaps the picture means it's raining pine cones?

Why don't you pine (pun intended) it over and let us know what you think.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL

A star was born on August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana. Singer, songwriter, dancer, actor Michael Joe Jackson started on the road to stardom while at Garnett Elementary School in Gary. Michael performed for his class by singing Climb Every Mountain. Within just a few years, he took his act to the stage joining his brothers as The Jackson Five. They were entertaining at Mr. Lucky’s, also in Gary, Indiana. Michael was only 8. By the time he was 11, Michael, the youngest of the five brothers, was the lead singer of the group. And their hits were hitting the top of the charts: I Want You Back, ABC, The Love You Save, I’ll Be There. Then young Michael started recording solo hits like Ben, also #1. And the hits just kept on coming ... and the awards came with them: A Grammy for Best Male R&B Vocal in 1979 for Don’t Stop ’Til You Get Enough, 5 Grammy Awards in 1983 -- Best Male Pop Vocal and Album of the Year (Thriller), Best Male R & B vocal and Best R & B song (Billie Jean), and Best Recording for Children: E.T., the Extraterrestrial; 2 in 1984 -- Record of the Year and Best Male Pop Vocal (Beat It); another in 1985 with Lionel Richie for Song of the Year (We are the World); a Best Music Video/Short Form Grammy in 1989 for Leave Me Alone; and finally, The Legend Award Grammy -- for the living legend in the music industry, Michael Jackson. Whether Michael sang with his brothers, his sisters, alone or in duets with fellow performers, the results were hit, after hit, after hit ... The Girl is Mine and Stay, Stay, Stay with Paul McCartney; I Just Can’t Stop Loving You with Siedah Garrett; Rock with You, Bad, Smooth Criminal ... Ease on Down the Road with Diana Ross (from Broadway’s The Wiz in which Michael played the scarecrow). Michael, the actor, was also seen as a hologram, Captain Eo in Epcot Center’s multimedia show. A celebrity for most of his life, Michael was both magic and tragic ... the gloved one’s fame and infamy well-known throughout the world: he made $70 million from Thriller; he paid $50 million for the rights to the Beatles’ 251 songs; his Bad album was number one in 23 countries; he created an amusement park and zoo at his California estate; he married and divorced Lisa Marie Presley, the daughter of the King of Rock. He remarried; became a father; was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on March 19, 2001; and was dogged by allegations of child sexual abuse (he was tried and acquitted in 2005). On June 25, 2009, Michael Jackson died suddenly, leaving many unanswered questions. The magic and tragedy of the life and death of the King of Pop continues as the rest of the story is still being written.

PLEASE

I am begging you to please bear with us while we reconstruct our offices and prepare for our official relaunch.
And if you have a problem with it, talk to my bodyguard.

ENJOY EVERY SANDWICH

TODAY'S CONTEST

Can you name the person seen here at a Dodger's baseball game in 2008?




Need a hint?


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LITERALLY FRY DAY

I only have time for a couple quick notes....the a/c in our offices is on the fritz and it feels like 110 degrees in here.


FIRST OFF:

I came across this little item in the Cheap Trick store.....



Seriously. Cheap Trick Tennis Balls? Really? Is there a huge demand coming from Cheap Trick loving tennis players?
I love Cheap Trick and even was given a guitar pick from Mr. Rick Nielsen himself but this is odd.


OK. That being said....
Let's move on


I've never been a big Tim McGraw fan.....but after seeing these videos of him kicking fans out for being abusive and rude, he is now on my awesome celeb list (yes, I really do have one)....



This next clip is from right here in the NW....



Awesome Tim.

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HUMP DAY SMILE

What left is there to do in this scorching heat but smile....




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CONFIRMATION THAT I'M A WINNER

I received the following email today:

Confirmation Ticket Number:BE20-13-32-84

You have won 1,200,000.00.USD in the Freelotto Email Sweepstakes Program
Corporation, held on the 20th of July 2009; in Brussels Belgium. Please
contact Mr. Washinton Bon, Tel: 0032489-057685 or 01132489-057-685 for your claim and forward the below winning information along with your Telephone number to him

Reply to this E-mail to: freellotter1983@luckymail.com
it is important to note that your award information was released today
with the following particulars attached to it.

Below are your Winning Information's:
REF.NO: BEG/2551256008/07
lucky numbers of 09-22-37-39-41-49-2-7
Batch No 3-12-30-8-42-10
Ticket number X-3007893284-Z
Award No 16-4-38-32-84,
serial number 3214-07

Please note that the validity period of the winning is 20th August 2009

Failure to meet with the date of the deadline will void your ticket.

Thanks,
Mrs. Benita Megan Jones
Promotion Coordinator
NB:DO NOT MAIL BACK THROUGH THIS ALERT EMAIL. Your Winning Cordinator contact is
Mr.Washinton Bon via freellotter1983@luckymail.com

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Now I know what you're thinking....."Mr. Donuts, this is a scam!"

BUT, I did some research and found Mr. Bon and Mrs. Jones on the internet!!






One more note before we close, IT'S HOT OUTSIDE!!!!!!



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CHEAP TRAFFIC

In a shameless act of publicity, I decided to add some random celebrities to help attract more readers during their searches.

And to make it a bit more interesting, let's see what the degree of Kevin Bacon is to each of these stars.

BRITNEY SPEARS



Britney was in
Paulie Shore Is Dead with
Sean Penn who was in
Mystic River with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



MICHAEL RAPAPORT



Michael was in
Live Free Or Die with
Adam LaFramboise who was in
Mystic River with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



MICHAEL JACKSON



Michael was in
Miss Cast Away with
Meadow Williams who was in
Apollo 13 with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



HUGH GRANT




Hugh was in
American Dreamz with
Marcia Gay Harden who was in
Mystic River with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



THE PROFESSOR HIMSELF, RUSSELL JOHNSON




Russell was in
Three Days of the Condor with
Myron Natwick who was in
Cavedweller with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



KYRA SEDGWICK



Ignoring the fact that Kyra and Kevin are a couple...
Kyra was in
Cavedweller with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 1



DREW CAREY




Drew was in
Coneheads with
Tom Arnold who was in
We Married Margo with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2


I don't know about you, but all these calculations gave me an appetite for

FAKE BACON




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