Monday, June 29, 2009

MONDAY

TODAY'S TRIVIA:




Well...I promise this all had a point but my internet is down and I am currently pirating some unknown's connection....

This should all be taken care of in the next day or so....or it could take 4.3 months.

But until then....


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Saturday, June 27, 2009

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

myspace layouts







We're currently undergoing technical difficulties here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation)


Or we could just be lazing in the sun.....

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Friday, June 26, 2009

I like Quincy Jones' quote:

"He was the consummate entertainer and his contributions and legacy will be felt upon the world forever. I’ve lost my little brother today, and part of my soul has gone with him.”


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Monday, June 22, 2009

MONDAY OR TUESDAY?

Men are total babies!




I cannot be held responsible for any mental damage this image has caused.

In case you are a glutton for punishment, you can check out the whole site

by clicking:

HERE

Saturday, June 20, 2009

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I've seen a million faces

AND I'VE RAWKED THEM ALL!!




Of course I couldn't have done it without my own personal groupie....my muse


Friday, June 19, 2009

TGIFRYDAIS

There must be a movie or television show being filmed here because this morning at the local coffee shop I saw not one, not two, BUT THREE celebrity sightings!

The guy from My Name is Earl




That fashion lady who was in those Old Navy ads years ago




And that guy from the movie Office Space who came up with that game "Jump To Conclusions"




There they were just hanging out together drinking coffee and surfing the web



Which is kinda weird if you think about it 'cause I think that lady died a few years ago.....
Must be one of those "Elvis", "Jim Morrison" fake death things.

MOVING ON


Today's math lesson is brought to you by BILLY JOEL


IF:




AND:




AND:





Then, using the pythagorean theorem in conjunction with the transitive relation, our conclusion would be:






Wait...WHAT? That doesn't make sense.


Or does it?



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Thursday, June 18, 2009

BUY THIS

Tinted Windows "Kind of a Girl"




Messing With My Head



YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH BUN E. CARLOS!


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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Fred and Tootie of

DEAD MOON




Claim to fame:
I bought a used cymbal and mike stand from their music store in Oregon.....

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Tuesday, June 16, 2009

APROPO

Sorry but this is the only thing that makes sense to me right now.....





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Monday, June 15, 2009

MONDAY

TODAY'S CELEBRITY SIGHTING


I happened to make a rare coffee shop appearance today and who did I see sitting right across from me?



RUTGER HAUER!




You may know him from such films as....




WHOA WHOA WHOA!!
What happened?


Obviously we're experiencing technical difficulties....Please stand by.


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OK

I think our technical department has got it straightened out.

Anyway.....

You may know Rutger Hauer from such classic films as...




OK now that was obviously NOT one of his classic films....

MOVING ON

I was fortunate enough to snag an interview with Mr. Hauer. The following is a transcript:


ME: Rutger Hauer?

RUTGER: Yes?

ME: I am a huge fan of yours and was wondering if I could interview you for my blog.

RUTGER: And what blog might that be?

ME: Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. Yeah....we're actually a corporation. Pretty sure you've heard of us.

RUTGER: Nope.

ME: I'm sure you have.

RUTGER: Nope.

ME: Well, in any case....Do you mind if I call you Rutger?

RUTGER: I would prefer you called me Herr Hauer.

ME: Hair Howard?

RUTGER: HERR HAUER.

ME: As in "hair" on top of your head and "Howard" as in Moe Howard, one of the three stooges?

RUTGER: Have you seen a little movie I was in called "The Hitcher"?

ME: Yes, I have!

RUTGER: I suggest you leave immediately lest you find some fingers in your pastry.

ME:

RUTGER:

ME:





Well, needless to say the interview was over. Great guy, though.

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Sunday, June 14, 2009

TODAY'S SERMON

Sometimes God likes to shake things up....



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Friday, June 12, 2009

R.I.P

Since first publishing Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation), we never imagined the overwhelming number of readers and support we have received.
That being said, today we grieve the loss of one of our most loyal readers. While perusing through the local paper, I came across the following article....



The accompanying photo shows the victim right after the unfortunate accident. Be forewarned, the image is disturbing.




Godspeed "Mandi". Peace be with you and much laughter in your final destination.



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Thursday, June 11, 2009

BREAKING NEWS!

THIS JUST IN:

PHIL SPECTOR IS BALD




NOW ON EBAY: HIS WIG!





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Wednesday, June 10, 2009

WARNING!



MANDI NOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS BLOG!!



Also, please run with arms flailing when you see a big swirly thing.



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Monday, June 8, 2009

IMPORTANT WARNING!!

I came across this important warning while surfing the ol' www.....so you KNOW it's true.




BREAD IS DANGEROUS

Bread facts:
  1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
  2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
  3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations
  4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
  5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average North American eats more bread than that in one month!
  6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
  7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
  8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
  9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
  10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
  11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 240 degrees Celsius! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
  12. Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

The following are proposed solutions to the dreaded bread problem:

  1. No sale of bread to minors
  2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
  3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
  4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
  5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.


And of course we mean the dough type bread, not the soft rock band Bread.






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Sunday, June 7, 2009

SUNDAY

Friday, June 5, 2009

NO MORE WORRIES!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

THURSDAY

How hot is it in Seattle right now?







So hot, both Nico and Edie were begging to have their bellies shaved.


Oh....and here's Ashley:



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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

TOOZDAY

Let's celebrate Dana Carvey's birthday!




And since it's Tuesday, let's listen.