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In a shameless act of publicity, I decided to add some random celebrities to help attract more readers during their searches.

And to make it a bit more interesting, let's see what the degree of Kevin Bacon is to each of these stars.

BRITNEY SPEARS



Britney was in
Paulie Shore Is Dead with
Sean Penn who was in
Mystic River with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



MICHAEL RAPAPORT



Michael was in
Live Free Or Die with
Adam LaFramboise who was in
Mystic River with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



MICHAEL JACKSON



Michael was in
Miss Cast Away with
Meadow Williams who was in
Apollo 13 with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



HUGH GRANT




Hugh was in
American Dreamz with
Marcia Gay Harden who was in
Mystic River with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



THE PROFESSOR HIMSELF, RUSSELL JOHNSON




Russell was in
Three Days of the Condor with
Myron Natwick who was in
Cavedweller with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



KYRA SEDGWICK



Ignoring the fact that Kyra and Kevin are a couple...
Kyra was in
Cavedweller with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 1



DREW CAREY




Drew was in
Coneheads with
Tom Arnold who was in
We Married Margo with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2


I don't know about you, but all these calculations gave me an appetite for

FAKE BACON




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