Wednesday, August 20, 2008

AND AWAY WE GO

Straight into the middle of the week!

Let's take a look at today's headlines:




Now there's some news worth reporting.
So if an 85 year old woma



HOLD ON



I'm going to need EVERYONE to immediately look under your cars for any penguins.



I just received a phone call from the King County Sheriff's office informing me that neighborhood penguin gangs are sabotaging vehicles in the area.
Evidently they're cutting break lines, draining all oils and fluids and slicing tires.


I urge you all to post warnings in your area. With the tenacity of penguins, it won't be long before the nation is in turmoil.
Authorities have provided the following warning for posting:






Looks like the local media is already reporting on the penguin phenomenon.
Hopefully all media outlets are close behind.




Wow. This sure puts everything into perspective.
It seems like it was just a couple weeks ago that I was writselelr,mw3erasjekr;awieals.e...............................................................................................................................................................................................................




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YOO HAV BEEN WARND

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw a penguin lurking around the supermarket just yesterday! :(

Anonymous said...

I want to see the penguins at the zoo!!!!

Anonymous said...

YOU'RE a penguin!
BURN!
Ha ha ha ;)