I suppose if you have to work over the weekend then my congrats comment kind of stung a bit.
Sorry about that.
Do you realize that next week is Halloween?
Do you have a costume ready?
Well, today is your lucky day because I'm going to present you with some options!
Here are some popular ideas:
You could be Chachi and get someone else to be Joanie!
This one might be a bit uncomfortable to get around in.....and someone would need to feed you between the bars....
This one might not be such a good idea...for obvious reasons...
If you've always wanted to be some weird kind of processed meat......
This is just wrong. And I know some people that wouldn't need the extra belly padding...
Do a few dozen situps in the next week and go as Matthew McConaughey
Just plain gross...
I guess if all else fails, you could start doing hard drugs, roll around in glass and smear peanut butter all over yourself then wait about 25 years and....
Voila!
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