SUNDAY

Believe it or not, but today is Dick Clark's Birthday!

Let's take a look at Mr. Clark throughout the years....


1952





1959





1962






1968






1974





1984





And here's the latest photo of him from last month:




I must say, he's looking pretty good. Although his fashion leaves a bit to be desired.....



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X-MAS SHOPPING!!

How many of you have started your holiday shopping?
Well, shop no further!!

We here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation) have done some research to find YOU, our valued readers, the best deals!


For instance, check out this plasma TV from Target:




WOW! I don't know about you, but that looks like a pretty good deal to me.



Next, we checked out Best Buy.....




A plasma TV that they'll PAY you to take? A laptop for only a penny?
Folks, there are some awesome deals out there!!


But, the ol' reliable K-Mart definitely gets the award for best deals...





Looks like I spoke to soon for overall best deal:




This blogger is gonna score on some sweet political propaganda this year!
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BLACK FRIDAY

In honor of BLACK FRIDAY......










































































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UNTURKEY DAY

Did anyone else notice anything odd today as they made their way around town?



First, I stopped for some coffee.






Then I decided to make a quick trip through the drive thru for a snack.






Then I decided to get some exercise at the local park.






Then I decided to catch a movie.






It took me a while but I finally realized that it was Thursday!!
Kitchen Nightmares is on tonight!!!








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TOMORROW

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving......

SAVE THE TURKEYS!!!

TUESDAY

Today is not Monday.
And I've got nothing to say.
So...in honor of bigfoot, let's look:








Ouch. Sorry about that last one...hope you can still sleep at night.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY
BEN STEIN!

THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY!

HERE'S THE PLAN:

AFTER WORK, LET'S ALL MEET AT THIS NEW RESTAURANT CALLED T.G.I. MONDAY'S

IT'S JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM THE NEW CHILE'S.

I SCOPED IT OUT AHEAD OF TIME




Uh.....maybe we should plan on another place....
Let's check out the kitchen.




Is that Corey Feldman??

Maybe it's not such a good idea to try this place.....

Let's just go home and watch ABC.


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SUNDAY

Honestly, you were too busy to notice the lack of update today, right?

SATURDAY'S NEWS

Well folks, we knew it would happen sooner of later....
Looks like the poor economy has finally hit the big time.



Yup. The White House is for sale.


Wow. Looks like that's not the only real estate in trouble...



Looks like they needed to hire a construction crew just to build that huge "for sale" sign!


And I don't know about you, but this next one really came as no surprise.



Personally, I'd rather buy Montana. But I heard Idaho has some killer potatoes!



Um...not exactly what I had in mind.


And in a weird turn of events, the "for sale" sign is actually for sale!!




Wow. I never realized things were this bad. I wonder what the next casualty will be.....




Oh crap.


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FRIDAY BIRTHDAY VIDEOS

Lots 'o birthdays today.....let's celebrate with videos!






























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WEDNESDAY

I came across the following yesterday:





Shortly thereafter, the following news story appeared on a local tv station:





Then they continued to break it down into demographics:






Looks like NBC is using this phenomenon for their hit reality series...







I actually watched the first episode. Here's some highlights:











I think the cat Ali went on to win whatever it is you win on the loser show....(huh?)



THEN, I noticed some changes at the local gym.....











All this makes me wonder.....

Why is the weather guy on Fox 13 always yelling?

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NOVEMBER SWEEPS REPEATS

By all practical accounts, that would be Tuesday.
Which, if history has proven, should be today.
Now if for some reason, today is NOT Tuesday, I urge you to panic.

Let's move on.

Here's a good story from the newswire....


Now, if I remember basic math correctly....and correct me if I'm wrong but I think the equation would go something like this:


Yeah. That looks about right.

I noticed a wide variety of birthdays today BUT I think there's only one that deserves the status of ICONIC:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Gene Wilder.



Now let's not get too far off the subject of why we're here.

EAT CHEESE
Postscript: In no way am I compensated or endorsed by The American Dairy Association or The American Cheese Lovers Society.....actually, I think I'll start an American Cheese Lovers Society.
This will be my logo:

Although I'm a little thrown by the tomato. Is it a tomato sandwich with cheese instead of bread? Is it just a friend hanging out? Was the tomato just passing by and snuck into the picture? They all look like friends. Maybe the tomato is the spouse of one of the cheeses?
I don't know. But I think it's rude to always expect Swiss to take the picture.

One more item.
This makes me smile and cry at the same time.

Genius.

THIS IS FOR YOU, THE ANDERSON

TODAY IS GORDON LIGHTFOOT'S BIRTHDAY!






Reminds me of the good ol' days......


It went something



like



THIS:





With a bit of this:




Which brings us to the present....




And be sure to pick up this classic from your local brick and mortar music store!




GFOOT AND THE ANDERSON

FRIENDS FOREVER.



And remember who coined "The Anderson".....because I own the copyright.

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SUMMER REPEATS IN NOVEMBER

It's Sunday....















Just relax and enjoy your coffee


Feeling better now?
That's good. Now let THIS sink in:



So, today's math lesson is



And of course we can't forget our iconic birthday....
Today it's Jerry Stiller!



Wow! We learned a lot in class today!

Now for all of you going through that time in your life,
I offer you my sympathy...

And just remember.....it's universal



But as long as you have Weird Al by your side, you can accomplish anything.