Which, if you think about it, is kind of odd due to the fact that we here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. bricked up our mailbox long ago.
I guess that means we better get back to business ASAP.
So without any ado (there was no ado to begin with so there's not any 'further' ado)...
TODAY'S CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
ED HARRIS!
As a result, the following interview took place:
ME: Ed Harris! How are you sir?
ED: Fine, thank you. How are you?
ME: Let's not concern ourselves with that. We're here to talk about you.
ED: OK. Whatever dude.
ME: So...you're married to Amy Madigan.
ED: Yes.
ME: So...what's that like?
ED: What do you mean?
ME: She was in Field of Dreams with Kevin Costner.
ED: That's correct.
ME: So...did you enjoy working on that movie?
ED: I wasn't in Field of Dreams.
ME: Are you sure?
ED: Yes, I'm sure.
ME: I beg to differ sir. You played that one baseball player.
ED: I think you need to go back and watch the movie again.
ME: Maybe YOU need to go back and watch the movie again.
ED: I don't need this ****! I'm outta here!
ME: Typical celebrity. Pulling the attitude out.
ED: #@*#@*##@*!!!!
Well...some people are just born angry, I guess.
MOVING ON
Today's Iconic birthday is....
Johnny Rivers! (not to be confused with the equally aquatically named Billy Ocean)
Uh....Mr. Ed Harris just returned with a baseball bat.
We better go. See? I KNEW he was in that baseball movie!!
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