Friday, November 7, 2008


The following letter arrived at the Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. offices yesterday:

Which, if you think about it, is kind of odd due to the fact that we here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. bricked up our mailbox long ago.

I guess that means we better get back to business ASAP.

So without any ado (there was no ado to begin with so there's not any 'further' ado)...


As a result, the following interview took place:

ME: Ed Harris! How are you sir?

ED: Fine, thank you. How are you?

ME: Let's not concern ourselves with that. We're here to talk about you.

ED: OK. Whatever dude.

ME:'re married to Amy Madigan.

ED: Yes.

ME: So...what's that like?

ED: What do you mean?

ME: She was in Field of Dreams with Kevin Costner.

ED: That's correct.

ME: So...did you enjoy working on that movie?

ED: I wasn't in Field of Dreams.

ME: Are you sure?

ED: Yes, I'm sure.

ME: I beg to differ sir. You played that one baseball player.

ED: I think you need to go back and watch the movie again.

ME: Maybe YOU need to go back and watch the movie again.

ED: I don't need this ****! I'm outta here!

ME: Typical celebrity. Pulling the attitude out.

ED: #@*#@*##@*!!!!

Well...some people are just born angry, I guess.


Today's Iconic birthday is....

Johnny Rivers! (not to be confused with the equally aquatically named Billy Ocean)

Uh....Mr. Ed Harris just returned with a baseball bat.
We better go. See? I KNEW he was in that baseball movie!!


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