TODAY'S CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
That guy from The Late Show with David Letterman:
I believe his name is Gerard Mulligan.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!
Also sighted was none other than Phil Collins!
Does Phil have boobs? Odd.
ANYWAY
I was lucky enough to get BOTH of them together for an interview!
It went something....like.....THIS:
Me: Wow. Phil Collins and that guy from David Letterman! What brings you guys to Seattle?
Phil: I'm here for the coffee
Gerard: I thought this was Vancouver?
Me: Phil, How does it feel to be bald?
Phil: How would it feel with a fist to the nose?
Me: Are you sensitive about your baldness?
Gerard: Yeah Phil. Are you sensitive?
Phil: I didn't come to Seattle to be made fun of for my lack of hair.
Gerard: Well if you're bald, you should expect it.
Phil: Shall we make fun of you 'cause you're ugly?
Gerard: I don't think that's completely necessary.
Me: C'mon fellas! Let's just have a nice Q and A.
Phil: SHUT UP!
Gerard: SHUT UP!
It was at this time that both the guy from Late Show and Phil Collins started duking it out!
Lucky for you, I had my new digital camera!
It got pretty ugly there for a while.....but one of them emerged victorious.
I know!! I would have placed my money on that guy from David Letterman, too!
Just goes to show you, don't mess with bald adult contemporary singing drummers!
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