WE'RE RICH ON HUMP DAY!

Ladies and Gentlemen, if you haven't heard already, our old flame Madonna has decided to settle with us!
The news just broke yesterday:




Not many people realize but we here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation) used to be in a partnership with Madonna in the '80s.

Of course, we had a completely different look then.




So now that we have inherited such a large settlement from Madonna, things are gonna change around here!

First off....we're going to start using a more expensive font.

Then, we're going to travel the world for better more germane stories.

AND, because we will now own the majority of stock in Madonna, we'll construct an elaborate world tour!

Oh yeah. Things are gonna be great from now on!!

Oh, and we fired our intern.

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