Tuesday, January 13, 2009

TUESDAY'S QUERY

TODAY'S NEWS BRIEF:



Our handy reporter was fortunate enough to snag THIS exclusive photo of Mr. Biden and Mr. Talabani:




The question here is, WHY ARE THEY SITTING SO FAR APART?

Let's get the ol' Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. measuring tape (currently on sale in our online store!) and see what the actual distance is....


More distance than a bread box





Even more than a Hummer I




Even further apart than all the members of Motley Crue!




We have a winner!!
Biden and Talabani are currently sitting apart from each other the complete distance of Mt. Rushmore!





Special Happy Birthday to Traci!
Maybe this year we'll remember what happened at the party.




ONE LAST ITEM:

The local Evening Magazine is rerunning yours truly from The Elvis Invitationals:














You can watch the video here:


http://www.king5.com/video/eveningmagazine-index.html?nvid=321020&shu=1


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