So, the creator of Family Guy is actually Peter Brady?
Weird.
I really have nothing to say and haven't been feeling well lately.
I've started oinking and a weird little curly tail is forming on my backside........
Weird.
Here's some pics of a hair art competition I was lucky enough to attend:
And coincidentally (or not), today's Iconic birthday is a Brady!
And whatever became of George Glass?
.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
SATURN DAY
Thursday, April 16, 2009
UNDERPANTS
OK...I ran across this today and had to share. I think it is of vital importance for us to clothe all squirrels with underpants.
Please help this worthy cause and click:
UNDERPANTS!
.
Please help this worthy cause and click:
UNDERPANTS!
.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
BANKRUPT
Well, we here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation) are now bankrupt.
We have been ordered by the IRS to start placing advertisements to help pay our back taxes.
So if you would kindly just click on any ads you see in this blog, it would help us immensely.
And perhaps THIS will give you incentive:
You think it's a coincidence that tax day falls on the anniversary of the Titanic sinking?
(Artist's rendering only - not an actual photograph)
BUT on the flip side, today's Iconic birthday is SAMANTHA FOX!
Kids, leave the room before viewing her picture.
AND speaking of Titanic, this video is kind of a disaster in itself....
.
We have been ordered by the IRS to start placing advertisements to help pay our back taxes.
So if you would kindly just click on any ads you see in this blog, it would help us immensely.
And perhaps THIS will give you incentive:
You think it's a coincidence that tax day falls on the anniversary of the Titanic sinking?
(Artist's rendering only - not an actual photograph)
BUT on the flip side, today's Iconic birthday is SAMANTHA FOX!
Kids, leave the room before viewing her picture.
AND speaking of Titanic, this video is kind of a disaster in itself....
.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
PROPERTY OF THE I.R.S.
Well folks, it seems that my wife (whom I absolutely adore and love more than anything) has participated in a sort of Ponzi scheme and evaded our company tax payments for the last several years.
Today the I.R.S. boarded up our building and took Mrs. Donuts to the local jail.
Had I known Mrs. Donuts would look so hot in prison, I would have blackmailed her years ago.
Anyway, I now realize there were definite signs that something wasn't quite right....
Tax Rustlin'??
Wha....?
.
Monday, April 13, 2009
GAME DAY!
As many of you loyal readers know, I am an avid word puzzle aficionado.
Well, I was playing TextTwist yesterday and was pleasantly surprised when I got the qualifying word!
I think this is a true sign that we are now world renown.
And in case there was still any doubt, check out this little online game of checkers I came across on a Norwegian site....
Wait.....what's tomorrow? Is that tax day? Uh oh.....I need to go through our papers in the back....
I leave you with today's Iconic birthday:
LIONEL WAGGONER!!
.
Well, I was playing TextTwist yesterday and was pleasantly surprised when I got the qualifying word!
I think this is a true sign that we are now world renown.
And in case there was still any doubt, check out this little online game of checkers I came across on a Norwegian site....
Wait.....what's tomorrow? Is that tax day? Uh oh.....I need to go through our papers in the back....
I leave you with today's Iconic birthday:
LIONEL WAGGONER!!
.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
YOU ARE ON A MISSION FROM GOD
ATTENTION
If anyone out there comes across the following kind of bubble gum:
CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY!!
Now on to today's business......
Today's Iconic birthday:
JOHN MADDEN!
And not coincidentally, Mr. Madden's eyebrows celebrated their birthday 2 months ago!
Unfortunately, they were burned during the ceremonious candle blowing tradition.
Fortunately, there were other eyebrows out there of equal caliber.
But in the end, someone had to sacrifice.
Happy Friday everyone.
Take this into the weekend with you:
The heart has reasons that reason cannot know
--Pascal
"There's no relief in this. I miss my beautiful friend."
.
If anyone out there comes across the following kind of bubble gum:
CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY!!
Now on to today's business......
Today's Iconic birthday:
JOHN MADDEN!
And not coincidentally, Mr. Madden's eyebrows celebrated their birthday 2 months ago!
Unfortunately, they were burned during the ceremonious candle blowing tradition.
Fortunately, there were other eyebrows out there of equal caliber.
But in the end, someone had to sacrifice.
Happy Friday everyone.
Take this into the weekend with you:
The heart has reasons that reason cannot know
--Pascal
"There's no relief in this. I miss my beautiful friend."
.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
TODAY'S LESSON
Change Blindness
What's truly amazing is just how often your brain isn't paying attention. Scientists decided to take the idea to a ridiculous extreme. They ran experiments where they'd have a guy manning the counter at an office serving students, while another guy was hidden below the counter. A student would walk up and request a form, and the guy would say sure and duck down behind the counter to get it.
But then second guy, the one who had been hiding, would pop up and say, "ah, here it is." This second guy would look completely different, and would be wearing completely different colored clothing, and most of the students would not freaking notice it was a different guy than the one they had been talking to five seconds ago.
Here is a video of such an experiment:
Change Blindness
(sorry, couldn't embed the videos. You'll have to do the work yourself and click on the link)
Far creepier is the bit magician Derren Brown does where he'll approach a stranger on the street, ask for directions, and in mid-sentence have somebody walk past carrying a large object. While the object is disrupting the view for half a second, he'll swap out a COMPLETELY different guy who looks and sounds nothing like him--and the stranger will carry on the conversation with the second man as if nothing had happened...like so:
Derren Brown
See? It's not ALL fun and games here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation). Sometimes you actually learn stuff.
Wait....was that Tony Danza?
.
What's truly amazing is just how often your brain isn't paying attention. Scientists decided to take the idea to a ridiculous extreme. They ran experiments where they'd have a guy manning the counter at an office serving students, while another guy was hidden below the counter. A student would walk up and request a form, and the guy would say sure and duck down behind the counter to get it.
But then second guy, the one who had been hiding, would pop up and say, "ah, here it is." This second guy would look completely different, and would be wearing completely different colored clothing, and most of the students would not freaking notice it was a different guy than the one they had been talking to five seconds ago.
Here is a video of such an experiment:
Change Blindness
(sorry, couldn't embed the videos. You'll have to do the work yourself and click on the link)
Far creepier is the bit magician Derren Brown does where he'll approach a stranger on the street, ask for directions, and in mid-sentence have somebody walk past carrying a large object. While the object is disrupting the view for half a second, he'll swap out a COMPLETELY different guy who looks and sounds nothing like him--and the stranger will carry on the conversation with the second man as if nothing had happened...like so:
Derren Brown
See? It's not ALL fun and games here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation). Sometimes you actually learn stuff.
Wait....was that Tony Danza?
.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
MUNDANE
I recently went to the store to pick up a few essentials.
It wasn't until I got home that I noticed the labels on some of the items....
Fresh Pack? Why would they have that on the label? Does that mean there's a jar of pickles out there that's NOT fresh?
Sure enough, I notice another jar....
I guess there's a market out there for gross, stale pickles.
Weird.
Then I noticed another purchase....
"Trusted since 1947"??? What about BEFORE 1947?
After some sleuthing in the archives, I came up with the following story from 1946 in The New York Times:
The following pictures accompanied the story:
Glad they finally got the aluminum foil thing under control.
.
It wasn't until I got home that I noticed the labels on some of the items....
Fresh Pack? Why would they have that on the label? Does that mean there's a jar of pickles out there that's NOT fresh?
Sure enough, I notice another jar....
I guess there's a market out there for gross, stale pickles.
Weird.
Then I noticed another purchase....
"Trusted since 1947"??? What about BEFORE 1947?
After some sleuthing in the archives, I came up with the following story from 1946 in The New York Times:
The following pictures accompanied the story:
Glad they finally got the aluminum foil thing under control.
.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
WEEKEND, THE
Welcome to Saturday. And again I ask, why are you sitting here reading this drivel instead of outside playing in the sun/rain/snow?
Well, the least I can do is try to entertain you for a couple minutes.
I once knew someone who had a crush on today's Iconic birthday recipient, Craig T. Nelson.....
And I must say, after watching this clip I can certainly see why.
Before you head out into the great wide open, take a bit of the Tuba Man with you.
.
Well, the least I can do is try to entertain you for a couple minutes.
I once knew someone who had a crush on today's Iconic birthday recipient, Craig T. Nelson.....
And I must say, after watching this clip I can certainly see why.
Before you head out into the great wide open, take a bit of the Tuba Man with you.
.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
THE DAY AFTER YESTERDAY
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)