Tuesday, April 14, 2009

PROPERTY OF THE I.R.S.




Well folks, it seems that my wife (whom I absolutely adore and love more than anything) has participated in a sort of Ponzi scheme and evaded our company tax payments for the last several years.


Today the I.R.S. boarded up our building and took Mrs. Donuts to the local jail.





Had I known Mrs. Donuts would look so hot in prison, I would have blackmailed her years ago.



Anyway, I now realize there were definite signs that something wasn't quite right....







Tax Rustlin'??
Wha....?






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