AND AWAY WE GO

Straight into the middle of the week!

Let's take a look at today's headlines:




Now there's some news worth reporting.
So if an 85 year old woma



HOLD ON



I'm going to need EVERYONE to immediately look under your cars for any penguins.



I just received a phone call from the King County Sheriff's office informing me that neighborhood penguin gangs are sabotaging vehicles in the area.
Evidently they're cutting break lines, draining all oils and fluids and slicing tires.


I urge you all to post warnings in your area. With the tenacity of penguins, it won't be long before the nation is in turmoil.
Authorities have provided the following warning for posting:






Looks like the local media is already reporting on the penguin phenomenon.
Hopefully all media outlets are close behind.




Wow. This sure puts everything into perspective.
It seems like it was just a couple weeks ago that I was writselelr,mw3erasjekr;awieals.e...............................................................................................................................................................................................................




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YOO HAV BEEN WARND

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MONDAY IS NO MORE

Well, last week was pretty much a total bust and it looks like this week is starting off the same.....definitely one of the strangest days....I would go into detail but then I'd have to feed you peanut butter so you wouldn't be able to talk. Neither of us wants that.

SO....

I think we best skip right to today's Iconic birthday recipient before everything goes horribly wrong...

UNCLE JESSE!!!



I know he's been in other roles before...

















BUT he will always be UNCLE JESSI to me. With the sweet mullet.






My Uncle Jesse Mona Lisa



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ONE MORE WEEK OF THE REST OF YOUR LIVES

Not like anything I ever say here is detrimental to the overall well-being of mankind, but today especially, I have NOTHING!

Seriously. I've sat here for a good amount of time and have come up with no topics, no thoughts, no musings, no witty lyrical prose.....NOTHING.

So, there's nothing else to do. Except celebrate all things NOTHING.



Not to be mistaken for the slightly similar NO THING.



Would you pay for NOTHING if you could get it in a convenient single dose serving?




And what exactly does NOTHING look like?
I envision it to be on par with this:





Think about how easy things would be if you made a to-do list...




But if you're "doing" NOTHING, then are you actually "doing" SOMETHING if you're "doing"?
Whoa

That just blew my mind.






Well I can see that this is going absolutely nowhere.

THE ANDERSON

Godspeed