Let's get some schoolin' in before the week is a total bust.
Lesson 1
Do not fight chickens in your underwear.
This could be interpreted in several ways.
For instance, why do you need to be in your underwear to fight a chicken?
Why would you even fight a chicken? I can understand if he insulted your mom or something but clearly the chicken would be at a disadvantage.
Or possibly the chicken is the one wearing your underwear.
Why would you lend your underwear to a chicken?
If I saw a chicken snooping in my underwear drawer, some sort of alarm would go off in my head. A monkey, sure. But a chicken?
The world is a confusing place.
Lesson 2
Don't blow up your apartment.
I think this is pretty self explanatory. But just in case, always follow these rules:
1. No flamethrowers in your apartment
2. No hand grenades in your apartment
3. Don't store combustible materials in an old gas can in your apartment
By following the above rules, you should be able to live a healthy and happy life in your Ikea furnished home.
Now on to today's Iconic birthday....
Alexandre Dumas!
Whoa. That's quite the hair you have there, Alex.
I don't know about you, but I love his candy bar.
Understand that it is by his courage and his courage alone that a gentleman can make his way nowadays. Whoever hesitates for even one second may lose the chance offered him by fortune during that very second.
--Dumas
Today's author's opinion piece:
And sometimes when you look around and let it all sink in.....
You just gotta say "Jumpin' Jesus Holy Cow".
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