5. Giant locusts are in your parking spot
4. Your kitchen sink has hot and cold running blood
3. All those missing single socks throughout the years suddenly turn up
2. Your GPS system says "10 miles ahead, the Apocalypse"
And the number 1 sign the Apocalypse is here:
1. Cockroaches are seen buying party supplies for some sort of celebration
Well that's an encouraging way to start the week off, eh?
Now let's take a look at some breaking international news
I think there are other ways to utilize the chicken at night instead of just locking him up.
For instance:
Let him fill out the TPS Report
Put him on night patrol
Train for the international soccer championship
Let him earn some extra cash by bartending
And.....uh.....not quite sure what this is all about...
I think it's time to take a look at some of the work from today's Iconic birthday recipient,
Marc Chagall
Wait....is that a chicken?
And because you're still not paying attention, I'm posting this again.
Let's close with a little number from Son Volt.
Jeff Tweedy and Wilco seem to get all the attention while Jay Farrar and his band were kind of left in the dust after the breakup of Uncle Tupelo.
I don't know about you, but the weekend wore me out.
I'll need the week to rest up for NEXT weekend.....
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