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Top 5 different names for Tuesday:

5. Blahday

4. Worthlessday

3. Atleastit'sbetterthanMondayday

2. Tacotuesday

And the number one different name for Tuesday:
1. IsitFridayyetday


And you have to ask yourself, "what would an office chicken do?"




Do chickens drink?




I know roosters do but not sure about chickens.
Have you ever seen a drunk chicken?
We'll have to research that and post the results at another time.
And where would a rooster get a tattoo?
Interesting.


I've seen a drunk rooster before and it ain't pretty.



My advice: If you see a rooster in a bar, leave immediately.

Unless you're a member of Fight Club



Which you shouldn't even be talking about anyway.



Let's move away from the violence and on to today's Iconic birthday:

Wil Wheaton!




Here's a scene from one of his most famous roles:



Sorry if that grossed you out. Guess I should have warned you first.


Maybe this'll take your mind off it:

A chicken eating a grape



I didn't know chickens ate grapes. Looks like we're covered for today's schoolin'.


So let's end with today's quote:

All I know of love is that love is all there is.
--Dickinson



That should arm us with the ammunition needed to make it through another day.

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