Sunday, August 3, 2008


TOP 10 ALABAMA LAWS (seriously):

10. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

9. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

8. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

7. Masks may not be worn in public.

6. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

5. You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.

4. It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.

3. It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.

2. It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.

And the number 1 Alabama law:
1. Dominoes cannot be played on Sunday.

Get out your calculators. It's time for today's

Ah. Now it all makes sense.

Today's Iconic birthday:
Tony Benedetto

That's Tony Bennett to those not as close to him.....
Here's one of his most famous:

Sounds like a serious medical problem to leave your heart in a major metropolis.

A couple years ago, I actually left my spleen in Albuquerque.
I had to have the city council Fed Ex it to me.

Still waiting for the city of Boise to send my common sense.


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