10. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
9. It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
8. Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
7. Masks may not be worn in public.
6. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
5. You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
4. It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
3. It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
2. It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.
And the number 1 Alabama law:
1. Dominoes cannot be played on Sunday.
Get out your calculators. It's time for today's
MATH LESSON:
Ah. Now it all makes sense.
Today's Iconic birthday:
Tony Benedetto
That's Tony Bennett to those not as close to him.....
Here's one of his most famous:
Sounds like a serious medical problem to leave your heart in a major metropolis.
A couple years ago, I actually left my spleen in Albuquerque.
I had to have the city council Fed Ex it to me.
Still waiting for the city of Boise to send my common sense.
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