Due to new FCC regulations, all online bloggers are required to verify and collect legitimate traffic statistics.
I'm not sure exactly what all this means but they've threatened to shut it all down if I don't comply.
They sent this handy dandy chart to help explain their side of the situation...
Oh yeah. That cleared it right up. No more confusion here.
So easy a Caveman could figure it out, right?
Wow, that is one hip caveman with his Eddie Bauer sunglasses and teal t-shirt.
WELL FORGET IT, FCC!!
We here at the offices of Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (that's right, we're a corporation), are not going to pander to your bullying methods!
We will rise up and form unions and take to the streets!!
At this moment, my secretary is calling the labor board representing the union of online networks to ju
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