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Welcome to UnMonday or DisMonday or DeMonday.
TODAY'S CELEBRITY SIGHTING:
SCOTT BAKULA!
He was at the local Wallingford coffee shop in Seattle.
He looked really old. All his hair was gray.
Let me see if I can replicate his current look.
Yup. That's him.
Of course, I couldn't let him leave without first snagging an interview.
It went something exactly like this:
ME: Scott Bakula!
SCOTT: Hello. Have we met before?
ME: Yes! I was in that episode of Quantum Leap where you went to some era as a completely different person.
SCOTT: Uh....Every episode was like that.
ME: Right! That was me!
SCOTT: Well, uh, it's good to see you again.
ME: You have really aged. Have you ever thought of dying your hair?
SCOTT: (silent)
ME: (silent)
SCOTT: (silent)
ME: (silent)
SCOTT: (turns and leaves the coffee shop)
ME: (silent)
Definitely one of the best days of my life.
TODAY'S HISTORY LESSON #1:
On this day in 1898, Tom Fleming of Eau Claire, Wisconsin won the first logrolling championship in Omaha Nebraska.
TODAY'S HISTORY LESSON #2:
Also on this day in 1904, Kitten Lord Chesterson went on a 24 day killing spree murdering everything in his way.
His spree ended when local authorities lured him into a cage with tuna. But not before he had wreaked havoc and spread fear in most of the modern world.
Let's celebrate today's Iconic birthday.
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