Tuesday, September 9, 2008

UNMONDAY

Hey there.
Welcome to UnMonday or DisMonday or DeMonday.

TODAY'S CELEBRITY SIGHTING:

SCOTT BAKULA!



He was at the local Wallingford coffee shop in Seattle.
He looked really old. All his hair was gray.

Let me see if I can replicate his current look.



Yup. That's him.

Of course, I couldn't let him leave without first snagging an interview.
It went something exactly like this:

ME: Scott Bakula!

SCOTT: Hello. Have we met before?

ME: Yes! I was in that episode of Quantum Leap where you went to some era as a completely different person.

SCOTT: Uh....Every episode was like that.

ME: Right! That was me!

SCOTT: Well, uh, it's good to see you again.

ME: You have really aged. Have you ever thought of dying your hair?

SCOTT: (silent)

ME: (silent)

SCOTT: (silent)

ME: (silent)

SCOTT: (turns and leaves the coffee shop)

ME: (silent)

Definitely one of the best days of my life.



TODAY'S HISTORY LESSON #1:

On this day in 1898, Tom Fleming of Eau Claire, Wisconsin won the first logrolling championship in Omaha Nebraska.





TODAY'S HISTORY LESSON #2:

Also on this day in 1904, Kitten Lord Chesterson went on a 24 day killing spree murdering everything in his way.



His spree ended when local authorities lured him into a cage with tuna. But not before he had wreaked havoc and spread fear in most of the modern world.



Let's celebrate today's Iconic birthday.
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