There will be lots of celebra......what is this??
What the....?
Let's get a closer look.
The man has just been identified. Here is his photo:
Wait a second....I know who that is!
It's that punk from Blink 182!
Mystery solved!
Now, on to TODAY'S CELEBRITY SIGHTING!
It's that dude from Simply Red!!
He sat down with me for a cup o' Joe and the following interview:
ME: So, what's been going on with your band, Simply Red?
HIM: Well, after the full stop we had a free post set up and hired a flat for our next record.
ME: Um....OK. Do you still get royalties for "Holding Back the Years"?
HIM: We had our share of starters and tinned mince as well as plenty of aubergine, so I can't complain.
ME: Um....OK. What's with your hair?
HIM: There's been times when I've taken the tube with my jumper or roll neck and wanted to throw the whole lot in the tip truck.
ME: Um...OK. What brings you to Seattle?
HIM: Sorry?
ME: You're in Seattle.
HIM: Well, next time I'm going to have to use the transmission. This isn't what I bloody wanted.
ME: Um....OK.
There you have it. Definitely not one of my best interview subjects. All I understood was that he "bloody didn't want something-or-other....."
Good thing the interview was over because it was around this time that Clint Howard showed up. Needless to say, we got the heck out of there!
I suggest you do the same.
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