Saturday, December 13, 2008


Well, since yesterday's posting, we here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation) have been inundated with letters and postcards asking for advice on everything from relationships to how to change the manifold gasket.

I still find it odd that we even get mail due to the fact that we had our mailbox sealed up long ago....

Let's open up the ol' mailbag and take a look at some of the letters.

Well Gordon, I think I can help you.
Just follow these simple steps and you will have girls knocking your door down! So be sure and get an extra deadbolt.

1. Get a groovy haircut

2. Grow some sexy facial hair

3. Buy a classy suit

3. Hygiene is important - be sure to brush your teeth

Follow those tips, Gordon, and you'll be fighting the ladies off!

We only have time for one more letter...

You are in luck, Dijon! I was just discussing this with our accountant here at Elvis Loves Donuts, Inc. (yes, we're a corporation).

Basically, if you add an extra neutron to the nucleus, mass is increased, and binding energy is consequently reduced to conserve energy. When the binding energy is reduced, the electrostatic repulsion within the nucleus is greater than the binding energy, and the nucleus splits apart.

I've included a visual so you can get a better understanding.

Hope that helped!

Well folks, that's all for today. We'll tackle more reader's questions throughout the following weeks.


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