LITERALLY FRY DAY

I only have time for a couple quick notes....the a/c in our offices is on the fritz and it feels like 110 degrees in here.


FIRST OFF:

I came across this little item in the Cheap Trick store.....



Seriously. Cheap Trick Tennis Balls? Really? Is there a huge demand coming from Cheap Trick loving tennis players?
I love Cheap Trick and even was given a guitar pick from Mr. Rick Nielsen himself but this is odd.


OK. That being said....
Let's move on


I've never been a big Tim McGraw fan.....but after seeing these videos of him kicking fans out for being abusive and rude, he is now on my awesome celeb list (yes, I really do have one)....



This next clip is from right here in the NW....



Awesome Tim.

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HUMP DAY SMILE

What left is there to do in this scorching heat but smile....




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CONFIRMATION THAT I'M A WINNER

I received the following email today:

Confirmation Ticket Number:BE20-13-32-84

You have won 1,200,000.00.USD in the Freelotto Email Sweepstakes Program
Corporation, held on the 20th of July 2009; in Brussels Belgium. Please
contact Mr. Washinton Bon, Tel: 0032489-057685 or 01132489-057-685 for your claim and forward the below winning information along with your Telephone number to him

Reply to this E-mail to: freellotter1983@luckymail.com
it is important to note that your award information was released today
with the following particulars attached to it.

Below are your Winning Information's:
REF.NO: BEG/2551256008/07
lucky numbers of 09-22-37-39-41-49-2-7
Batch No 3-12-30-8-42-10
Ticket number X-3007893284-Z
Award No 16-4-38-32-84,
serial number 3214-07

Please note that the validity period of the winning is 20th August 2009

Failure to meet with the date of the deadline will void your ticket.

Thanks,
Mrs. Benita Megan Jones
Promotion Coordinator
NB:DO NOT MAIL BACK THROUGH THIS ALERT EMAIL. Your Winning Cordinator contact is
Mr.Washinton Bon via freellotter1983@luckymail.com

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Now I know what you're thinking....."Mr. Donuts, this is a scam!"

BUT, I did some research and found Mr. Bon and Mrs. Jones on the internet!!






One more note before we close, IT'S HOT OUTSIDE!!!!!!



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CHEAP TRAFFIC

In a shameless act of publicity, I decided to add some random celebrities to help attract more readers during their searches.

And to make it a bit more interesting, let's see what the degree of Kevin Bacon is to each of these stars.

BRITNEY SPEARS



Britney was in
Paulie Shore Is Dead with
Sean Penn who was in
Mystic River with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



MICHAEL RAPAPORT



Michael was in
Live Free Or Die with
Adam LaFramboise who was in
Mystic River with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



MICHAEL JACKSON



Michael was in
Miss Cast Away with
Meadow Williams who was in
Apollo 13 with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



HUGH GRANT




Hugh was in
American Dreamz with
Marcia Gay Harden who was in
Mystic River with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



THE PROFESSOR HIMSELF, RUSSELL JOHNSON




Russell was in
Three Days of the Condor with
Myron Natwick who was in
Cavedweller with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2



KYRA SEDGWICK



Ignoring the fact that Kyra and Kevin are a couple...
Kyra was in
Cavedweller with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 1



DREW CAREY




Drew was in
Coneheads with
Tom Arnold who was in
We Married Margo with
KEVIN BACON

BACON DEGREE: 2


I don't know about you, but all these calculations gave me an appetite for

FAKE BACON




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UNITE THE STATES DAY

I think it's time for all Americans to unite and bring our states together.
We should start first with the least populated, North and South Dakota.

So, THIS:




Should be THIS:





Next up, The Carolinas:




Will become:






And finally, the Virginias:






Will become:







I think this is an excellent start to peace and harmony in the United States.


Oh, one more thing. We'll be taking what is currently known as New Mexico and just putting it with the regular Mexico.








But Mr. Donuts, you may ask, if New Mexico is moved to regular Mexico, what will become of the old space?

Well, I'm glad you asked. And the answer should be obvious.



So the final United States would look like THIS:





Let's end by saying Happy Birthday to JOEY




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THIRSTDAY

So, obviously I've had very little to share the last several days.
Today is no exception. So, as an alternative, I share my dream from last night:

I dreamed I dressed as Bruno and pranced around acting like him.




Then, after intermission, I met a girl who had bubble gum colored lipstick on and we made out.



Thankfully, this was NOT the girl in said dream.


Well there you have it.

Oh, and to the girl at the bar next to me:

If you sit at the corner of the bar, the stamp lady might freak out.


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WEDNESDAY MYSTERY

How many have seen the following Seinfeld episode:




Where the girl wears the same dress every time Jerry sees her?

Well.....I'M LIVING THIS!!

See, I've been to the coffee shop several times in the last couple weeks and have seen an attractive girl there each time. BUT she always has the same dress on!!

The style is similar to this:




So obviously, it's not something that would blend in and be lost in a crowd....it is very noticeable. And she's extremely attractive on top of that. So there is no way she could NOT be noticed.

So the mystery is, WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS WEAR THE SAME DRESS??

Let's look at some theories.

1. It is her "go to" dress for job interviews so she wears it before meeting the potential employer.

2. I only see her on some fixed laundry circuit where the dress falls into the schedule by coincidence.

3. She's insane.

4. She's colorblind and thinks the dress is different colors each time (even still, you'd think she would stray away from the same pattern!)

5. She's in love with me and wants to get my attention.

6. It is actually NOT a dress but her actual skin that we see, meaning she is an alien.

7. She is one of a quintuplet and they don't realize each other keeps wearing the same dress when they get coffee.

8. She's desperate for my attention.

9. She's just plain nuts.

10. She works at some weird "Black and White Only" store and that's the company uniform.


Personally, I think she really wants my attention.

But wait....upon further investigation, our research department found the following store located in Alaska:



Well there you go.


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TWOSDAY

I had this whole idea for an awesome post today.

Then I saw this gratuitous picture of Megan Fox:



Well....needless to say, I have no idea about anything that happened after that.


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RUTLE DAY

I'd like to be a hairdresser. Or two. I'd like to be two hairdressers.







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FRIDAY BURN

TWITTER BURN!!!




Maybe it's just me, but every time I hear the word "twitter", I think of:




I guess it could be worse...





Well then...let's close with a shout out birthday to Mr. Munster himself, Fred Gwynn!

And his most famous line:
"what is a yoot?"

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

Mr. Brian Dennehy




Here's some little known trivia about the movie "First Blood":



It was David Curuso's first movie role






The character of John Rambo loved a good Dairy Queen Dilly Bar in the afternoon






And most surprising, Rambo didn't use a gun. He just wanted to ROCK the town!





But Mr. Donuts, you may ask, what does this have to do with anything?

Well little Jimmy, I'll tell you.
It's Brian Dennehy's birthday! How 'bout that!




In fact, Sylvester Stallone wasn't even the first choice for First Blood.




That certainly would have changed the movie's dynamics.



And while we're here, Happy Birthday to Bon Scott



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ONE OF THE COOLEST GUYS IN THE UNIVERSE

HOLD ON

Is that guitar player the guy from Queer Eye For the Straight Guy?




Well that's odd.

ANYWAY........








My favorite line:





This image looks vaguely familiar.....





And of course, like any cool guy, the chicks dug him.










Was the title of that clip "A Wasted Life".........?





Wait a sec....is that guitar player....Jeff Goldblum?




Now that's really odd. And completely off the subject.

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FRYDAY

It's Time To Rock The Cash Bar



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AT LAST

Well, after waiting all day for the new modem to come via UPS





Yeah, I was confused, too. Especially after the driver offered me a scooby snack. Whatever that is.

Anyway, we're up and running again.

Somewhere over the week, I was going to utilize the following photos:








It had something to do with David Lee Roth and God but I can't remember the connection.


MOVING ON


We all know there have been a lot of celebrity deaths in the last few weeks (Karl Malden being the latest).....

BUT, there is good news!

Abe Vigoda is still very much alive!!




Despite the fact that he looked 70 years old when he was on Barney Miller...




Good to hear.


ANYWAY

Yesterday while perusing the local paper, I came across the following comic:


(click to enlarge)

At first I thought it was pretty funny. Then I didn't.

Weird. Maybe not as weird as this:



But weird nonetheless.




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